The new Russell Beardsmore!

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There have been suggestions that, having only started 12 games this season, Ryan Giggs was an unsuitable choice for PFA Player of the Year. Having snooped around the FA website, I have discovered the precise details of the voting for this award. Surprisingly, Giggs’ main competitors have featured less prominently this season than Giggs himself, meaning that he is a deserving winner after all, and everybody else is talking jibberyjoo. The votes in full –

1 – Ryan Giggs (1428 votes)

2 – Phil Brown’s beard (Everyone who plays for Hull, except for Jimmy Bullard, who voted for “banter wiv the lads”)

3 – Tony Adams’ dental brace sliding ominously into view on Match of the Day during  hangdog post-match interviews after another crushing loss (12 votes)

4 –  The promise of a fully-fit Michael Owen (3 votes)

5 – Tactically insightful tactical insight from Andy Townsend (1 vote. Null and void, however, as the voting form had clearly been tampered with using one of Townsend’s very own electro-tactic pencils)

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