Cheer up, Morrissey!

*Hairdresser On Fire (His Contemporary Stylings Are Fabulous!)

*November Spawned A Monster Munch Craving

*We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful, Unless They Have That ‘Special Something’ In Which Case Their Glory Is Probably Fully Deserved

*Hold On To Your Friends’ Pig-Tails

*The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get To Understanding Why You Spurn My Advances And Accepting That It’s All For The Best

*Lifeguard Sleeping, Girl Drowning, Lifeguard Waking Up, Girl Being Saved

*Satan Rejected My Soul As His Current System For Accepting Souls Is Not Working Right Now, But He’ll Be Back Next Week

*First Of The Gang To Win The Football Pools

*Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want. What’s That You Say, You ‘ve Parked It On The Driveway? Fantastic, Thanks!

*Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me And I Enjoyed It Immensely

*What Difference Does It Make If I Add Oregano To Nan’s Recipe?

*That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore, Unless Of Course You Are Playing On The Stereotype That Blonde Women Are Intellectually Inferior In Which Case Now I Get It…Hahaha!

*The Queen Is Dead Sexy


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