Proposed Alternatives to “Run, Forrest, Run!” When People Simply Must Shout When Someone Runs

* “God speed, young man!”

* “It would appear that you have suffered a delay of sorts. Best of luck!”

* “Lightning pace!”

* “Fancy footwork!”

* “May I race you, sir?”

* “You remind me of a younger me!”

* “Pump those calves!”

* “I won’t bring attention to this!”

* “Liz McColgan!”

* “Frankly, who cares?”

* “I must cloak you in a foil blanket!”

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